Elliot, Remember This..

When things don’t go your way (or you’re up for a buffet):

1. Stop. Backtrack. Reset. Wipe the whiteboard and get it out of your system. Restart the morning. Confuciots says, a good buffet is best met with an empty stomach.
    
2. List every bugger out there, and all the things that you need to settle. Confuciots says, one prepares the stomach when one knows the menu.
    
3. List down what you can, what you cant, and what you need. Confuciots says, understand thine stomach and be master of your digestion.
    
4. Face them, one by one. Sometimes they may appear to all happen at the same time, but there’s only one of you (and that’s enough) and all you can do is take them on, one by one. You’ll be done before you know it. Confuciots says, don’t be greedy you one-mouthed egotistical @#%&^@%#.
    
5. Never worry. Be concerned, but never worry. Confuciots says, for everything else – there’s always ‘Master card’

 

Ouw kay. I needed that. Let’s rock!’